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/ Q:      How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?            \
| A:      Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.          |
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| Q:      How long does it take?                                        |
| A:      It's indeterminate.                                           |
|         It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them. |
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| Q:      What happens if you've got TWO flats?                         |
\ A:      They replace your generator.                                  /
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